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It's been a while since I update this blog... Here I am again!!! Whee!!!!

This is a biography of an irritating colleague of mine who irritates the hell out of me today!!

Name: DoDo Bird (i nicknamed her)

Gender : Female

Hair : Long Brown Hair (used to be curls, she cuts off her curls, and all her good points are now gone)

Favourite Tagline: Private and Confidential (everything to her is P & C, while she pry into everyone's life - very irritating)

Forte: Beat around the bush (all my colleagues agreed she makes a very good diplomat)

Love of her life : Suck up to bosses (even my directors find her weird. Mark the plural for "Director")

2nd Love of her Life: Gives order when she knows nutz

3rd Love of her Life: Tells stories when we only need a sentence/word from her.

How I handle her : Give her attitude and laugh at her! (I tried my best to talk to her, but it lands me in trouble - now she talks to me even more - and it irritates the hell out of me)

Anyway, this dodo bird almost burst my blood vessels today!!! I am so totally pissed with her that I have to ask my colleague to the toilet to channel my anger somewhere else.

Well, she's a manager and hence she thinks she is very big! So what she loves to do is to order ppl around!!! So she tried to order me, giving me incoherent orders and make me feel like a retard talking to her. This is how our conversation goes:

Dodo: Woeilin ah, this is a very good learning opportunity. You need the details for the flyers right? Go ask D and A for the information, collate them then pass to me, den i will edit.

Me: huh... what good learning opportunity. Do you even need to tell me this - these are the things i will be doing w/o u telling me? What's the next thing then? Woeilin, you must breathe to continue living?? WTH! Anyway, what the hell are you talking about?
Me: Dodo.. wait a minute. Me catch no ball. Why you edit? I need input from you also wat?

Dodo: oh... you go collect the information from D and A den finish everything pass to me to edit

Me: Aiya whatever la. Me busy. *ignore her*

So I continue to do my work, busy discussing sthg with my other colleague.
and Dodo suddenly turn around and said :

Dodo: Woeilin ah, you will collect the information from A and D and pass to me to edit ok?

Me: What la? Can stop disturbing me? Why tell me the same thing (oh.. she loves to repeat herself 1001 times - loh soh)
Me: huh... thought you told me just now le... Wait Dodo, i dun get you, what pass to you let you edit. Why you edit? I need input from you also what?

Dodo: Oh... you collect from them and pass to me?

Me: Do i need to repeat myself, idiot? and what are you to edit? You know the least, and A english is much better than you too!!! WTH... you think you wat? Manager big ah!!?? You only working title can, dun be bossy, you are not up to that. i don't take orders from idiots!!

Me: Dodo, do you know exactly what i need? I need the selling point of the building you know. So i no need you to do the editting, C and I will be the ones doing it. What I need from you is what value can you give to the building? Off-hand... (I bet she doesn't know anything, just want to shoot arrow)

Dodo: #$%^&*(#$%^&*(#$%^&*(#$%^&*($%^&* (I can't remember what she was saying... regardless what, it sounds like noises only)

A while later, she turns around again!!!

Me: WTF!!! CAN DON"T DISTURB ME!! Me BUSY!!!

Dodo: Woeilin ah.... (*slap*) you no need do anything le!!

Me: Who are you to tell me no need do anything??!! and what are you referring to, idiot?

Me: No need do wat? (irritated tone) No need do flyer ah? Why no need do flyer?

Dodo: oH.. you no need do anything le!!!

Me: WTF!! Can you specify no need do wat? No need flyer or what? Me busy now!

Dodo: Oh woeilin ah... You No need take information from them le?? (how many times you need to repeat)

Me: Huh,... you got see the question marks or not? No need take information means what?? No need do flyer? Why no need do flyer?

Dodo: Oh nono ... need to do flyer... but no need take information from them..... (repeat again)

Me: No need take information from them, then how to do flyer??!!!!!! What you trying to say?

A: WOeilin, give you!!!

Me: Ah... information... So this is the one you talkin about? (Can you just say that was past records, instead of wasting my time. Me rushing for time you know!!)

Wah!!! I almost vomitted blood talking to her!!!!

This is not the worst!!! There are more stories of her!!! Next time.. too long.. She's too long-winded!!!!